New space probe sends back best fuzzy pictures so far

March 29, 2018

The remarkable photo

The latest joint space mission by NASA and ESA has produced spectacularly unclear photographs of an obscure object somewhere in space. Speaking at a press event in Tahiti, the director of the Rorschach Project said “These are the most amazing indistinct images ever seen by human eyes. Their significance for all of mankind cannot be understated. This is going to have a very measurable effect on our everyday lives.”

“We are aware of the global economic situation, but these kinds of important missions do cost money.” said the project director at the beachside press conference. “€3.26 billion is a very small sum in the grand scheme of things. That amount of cash would only buy you maybe 500 hospitals at most.”

4 Responses to “ New space probe sends back best fuzzy pictures so far ”

  1. bobbinrobin on March 30, 2018 at 1:12 am

    what .. we can see the rover on mars better but we can’t differentiate from the pixels or know the scale of this.
    clearly it is not a regular shape and its a long way from here.
    We have access to VLBL arrays, hubble, iris and all the other hitech space and ground base machinery, “they” know in general terms, or even exactly where it is in space.
    Another disinformation effort applied to all of the sheeple who really will say “oh”. Instead of asking for more clarity and demanding what the money spent on and FOR. We NEED those 500 hospitals and jobs that go with it. WHY arethey sending these probes out therein the first place. It certainly isn’t to explore deep space to my thinking but a deeper, hidden agenda.

  2. F.Baube on March 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    This was a plot element in “UFO” (megafab TV series!) — a photog probe followed a UFO back to its evil home planet but had lost its ability to determine range, so we had no idea how — on what scale — to interpret the fuzzy blobs it sent back.

  3. kevin on March 30, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    pacman coming on at light speed

  4. Mark on March 31, 2018 at 12:12 am

    Looks like a clown face with its mouth open, threatening to bite us.

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