Mad Cows Seen in Brussels
Three obviously mad cows were noticed flying over Brussels towards Paris yesterday. Brussels police received calls from hundreds of local residents, all of them indicating the same direction. At first police regarded it as a prank, but after two of their own patrols had reported the same, an alarm was given.
In a couple of hours the cows were located, having landed outside the city to graze. When questioned, their leader indeed admitted they were heading to Paris for the fashion market. She referred to a story carried in a British tabloid stating that the models in Paris are total cows nowadays. Thus, they had decided to take their chances at forging a new career. They felt they would do well as fresh meat in the business.
Although the cows were obviously mad, the police decided to let them go. Brussels Chief of Police Jacques Mist comments: “It simply isn’t against the law or the public peace if some cows want to make their living as models in Paris. Although it sure does sound crazy. These cows were peaceful although silly, so we let them fly away.”
WTF
