Economists Discover Source of Global Economic Woes
by our financial correspondent Fidel Yar-Expenses
Abdul Zimmerman, chief theorist of the Ayn Rand Thinktank Institution, gave a press conference today to announce the result of a 15 year study.
“After consultation with market analysts from the world’s leading financial institutions, and a continuous fifteen-year simulation cycle on a global network of supercomputers, we here at the ARTI have narrowed down the central factor behind the continuing economic turmoil.” Zimmerman explained.
“Essentially, we blame the price of tea in China.”
Surviving Beatle Ringo Starr did not comment, as he had absolutely nothing to do with this story.
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