by our space correspondent L.G. Mann
The makers of the science-fiction comedy “Iron Sky” have remained tight-lipped over speculation about their production methods.
A recently leaked out-take from the lunar base set of the film shows a cameraman tripping over a cable in a manner apparently inconsistent with terrestrial conditions.
“He trips and it sends him flying,”...
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by our technology correspondent I. Tee
After a year of breathless anticipation, Twitter has finally announced the results of its “Tweet of the Year” contest. The winner, 15-year-old Egbert Whiteknight of Horseheads, New York, wins a $25.00 iTunes gift card, an electroplated silver loving cup with his name engraved on it, and a $200.00 voucher...
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by our entertainment correspondent B. Kahuna
Renowned arthouse director Quentin Tarantino has purchased the rights to the newly-acknowledged 1987 classic “Surf Nazis Must Die”. In a statement posted to his website, he said he wanted to make it “hotter, bloodier and Nazier”.
The film was produced by Troma, a once widely-ridiculed studio which has since been...
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by our financial correspondent Fidel Yar-Expenses
Abdul Zimmerman, chief theorist of the Ayn Rand Thinktank Institution, gave a press conference today to announce the result of a 15 year study.
“After consultation with market analysts from the world’s leading financial institutions, and a continuous fifteen-year simulation cycle on a global network of supercomputers, we here at...
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We are proud to present you the issue #2 of The Truth Today using the latest paper simulation techniques. Not only is the content an exact copy of the printed magazine, we also cut down one endangered Alaskan fur pine for every reader we get!
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Controversy surrounds leaked photos from the Cassiopeia moon probe that allegedly reveal a swastika shaped structure on the dark side of the Moon.
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Three obviously mad cows were noticed flying over Brussels towards Paris yesterday. Brussels police received calls from hundreds of local residents, all of them indicating the same direction. At first police regarded it as a prank, but after two of their own patrols had reported the same, an alarm was given.
In a couple...
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Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officials shot and killed a group of five Turkish immigrants at the John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City on Tuesday.
The five suspects, one male, one female and three minors, while attempting to gain entry through a Customs checkpoint, attracted the attention of TSA officials, who ordered...
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