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We are proud to present you the issue #2 of The Truth Today using the latest paper simulation techniques. Not only is the content an exact copy of the printed magazine, we also cut down one endangered Alaskan fur pine for every reader we get! Publish at Scribd or explore others:...
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Controversy surrounds leaked photos from the Cassiopeia moon probe that allegedly reveal a swastika shaped structure on the dark side of the Moon.
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George Lucas, writer-director-producer of the enduring Star Wars franchise, announced today the release of new, remastered versions of the first three Star Wars films, “episodes IV through VI”. The release will take place in May and coincide both with the 40th anniversary of the first Star Wars film, now known as “Episode IV: A...
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With the replacement of the less violent NFL with the RFL (Rocket Football League) as a more competitive sport, testing of a new sports boot hasn’t been going smoothly. There seems to be a fault with the Nike R-Bees, Nike’s rocket boot range. With micro rocket engines, and the fuel cells required to drive them,...
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All across the United States, millions of Americans are rallying around the latest primetime sport to grace the U.S.: soccer, more commonly referred to as football. This change comes as a great paradigm shift to Americans, who ten years ago, referred to soccer as a sport for “those wusses in Europe”. This change can be...
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Today is the premiere of Woody Allen’s 102nd film Shiksa Love in over 30 countries. The movie is a clear departure from Mr Allen’s earlier works. It is intended as a serious drama and its visual style pays homage to director legends Tarkovsky and Bergman. Shiksa Love is the heartfelt story of Howard Schmock, a professor...
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It is well remembered that since their establishment in 2009 to cope with the global financial crisis, both the Socialist Trade Force Union (STFU) and Global Trust of Financial Organisations (GTFO) have engaged in a ferocious fundamental battle over post-crisis economic foundations. As we all know from our economics 101 textbooks, GTFO believes in...
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Three obviously mad cows were noticed flying over Brussels towards Paris yesterday. Brussels police received calls from hundreds of local residents, all of them indicating the same direction. At first police regarded it as a prank, but after two of their own patrols had reported the same, an alarm was given. In a couple...
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Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officials shot and killed a group of five Turkish immigrants at the John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City on Tuesday. The five suspects, one male, one female and three minors, while attempting to gain entry through a Customs checkpoint, attracted the attention of TSA officials, who ordered...
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