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Iron Sky The Coming Race

Status: In pre-production
Producer: Tero Kaukomaa
Director: Timo Vuorensola
Release: TBA

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Create a Jobsist prayer

Created by Timo Vuorensola on October 20, 2016 Deadline: Not set


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Time has come to get a religious, preach the good word of the Holy Steve! As you may know, we have in our film a religion based around Holy Steve, you may guess who that is, and we need to lampoon the Our Father prayer, fitting it to the mouths of the Jobsists. Obviously, the original prayer is this:

Our Father, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.

Now, let’s try to make it satirical, ironic and fit it to the Jobsist religion. Go crazy, people! The prayer will be heard in its’ entirety in the film.

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Contributions (8)

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Jiituomas

October 21, 2016

Prayer, take one.

O great Creator, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy designs;
Thine, who returned as CEO,
when others had failed us.
O thou, who art the true “I” in every iProduct,
Give us our inflated device prices,
So that we may be happy in our superiority.
Thy OS come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Lead us into the sleek white form,
and thereby deliver us from all evil.
We are your proud servants.
Amen.

(More fun for me to play with content than to copy the original form. Going more for the “Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout” here than the Lord’s Prayer.)


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fergzlz

October 24, 2016

Prayer

iFather, Who art in heaven
hallowed by the font
thy appstore come,
thy will be download
On earth as it is in California
Give us this day our daily keynote,
and forgive our individual thinking
as we forgive those that slanter away from you
and lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from Wozniak, Amen.

Being a big Apple fan but also being a not biased Steve lover I had so much fun with this.


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iti

October 30, 2016

long live our Jobs!

Our Designer who art in the center of Earth,
followed be thy fame.
Thy keynote come,
thy ding be done,
in the universe as it is in our apples.

Give us this day our daily inspiration,
and erase our hacks,
as we also have erased our hackers.
And lead us not into complication,
but deliver us from Bill.
We mean it.


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trashmail

November 28, 2016

Our Steve – this could still be a little more Trumpeske

Our Steve, Who art iheaven

Hallowed be Thy Knowledge;

Thy domination come,

Thy brainchild will be used,

on earth as in heaven.

Give us this day our fair share,

and forgive us our thrifty looks,

as we forgive those who look thrifty on us;

and lead us not into dependence,

but deliver us from the root user. Amen.


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Hauptmann

January 13, 2017

Steve’s Prayer

Our Steven, Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy Collaboration;
Thy Business come,
Thy Directives be done,
on earth as it is in Corporate.
Give us this day our daily blog,
and forgive us our takeovers,
as we leverage those who takeover against us;
and lead us not into liquidation,
but deliver us from bankruptcy. Amen.


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Gargantua Bob

January 28, 2017

Jobs prayer

Steeve Jobs, who art in the Cloud

trademarked be thy brand

Thy upload done

Thy OS rule

on laptop as on I-Phone.

Install our upgrades

and forgive us for torrenting

as for not reading fully our user agreements

but deliver us from Siri. Enter.


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ajelewins22

February 10, 2017

The Jobs Prayer

Our Forefather, Who will create heaven

followed be your name

Our kingdom come

My will be done when earth makes our heaven

give us today the apple of eden

and give us our free cloud server

And will not forgive those who jail break users againts us

and lead us unto competition,
but deliver us from Hackers. enter.

 

 


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Scooter0101001

February 18, 2017

The Steves Prayer

Our Steven, who art still Steven,

i-O-Essed be thy name.

Thy Kingdom Came, Thy will was Made, *in* Earth as it was with Seven.

Give us this day our daily threads.

And forgive us our jailbreaks, as we forgive those who jailbreak against us.

And lead us not into Flash-ation, but deliver us from Bill.

Forever & ever.

Alt-men.


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